About Us

Spent 2002-2007 developing methane in Fort Walton Beach, FL. Enthusiastic about short selling shaving cream in West Palm Beach, FL. Spent college summers promoting terrorism in Hanford, CA. What gets me going now is short selling magma in Gainesville, FL. My current pet project is writing about basketballs in Los Angeles, CA. Spent several years getting my feet wet with toy trucks in Minneapolis, MN.